BREAK UP WITH SEED OILS.
We're fine about breaking even if it's you breaking up with seed oils.
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Your first bottle of Lady May Tallow. No strings. No hidden fees.
This is a Mission, Not a Trend.
For 7,000 years, tallow was the foundation of human life. It was used for cooking, skincare, heating, and healing. Then, in 1911, the food industry sold us a lie. They took industrial waste and called it progress.
We're pulling the rug out. We're telling the truth. And we're making it impossible for you to stay in a toxic relationship with seed oils.
The Science is Clear.
Oxidative Stress & DNA Damage
Seed oils are packed with Omega-6 linoleic acid. When heated, they oxidize into 4-HNE—a toxic aldehyde linked to DNA damage and inflammation. Tallow is a saturated fat. It's stable. It's what your body recognizes.
The McDonald's Tragedy
In 1990, under pressure from "health" lobbyists, McDonald's swapped their legendary 93% beef tallow fry oil for seed oils. The flavor died. The health of the nation followed. This wasn't progress. It was a calculated switch for profit.
Bioavailable Power
Tallow isn't just fat. It's a nutrient powerhouse loaded with Vitamins A, D, E, K2, and Conjugated Linoleic Acid (CLA)—a potent anti-inflammatory found in grass-fed cattle. Your body knows how to use it.
6 Years. 100,000+ Meals. Zero Excuses.
We've run our restaurants on tallow for 6 years. We've seen the flavor. We've seen the longevity. We've seen the customers coming back for more. This isn't theory. This is lived experience.
Lady May Tallow: Artisanal Skincare
Vanilla Bean Whipped
Hand-made tallow & beeswax candle. Warm, inviting, ancestral.
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100% grass-fed beef tallow
Wet-rendered for purity
Small batch, hand-crafted
No artificial ingredients
The Glorybound Guarantee
If you don't love the flavor, the performance, and the way you feel, just email us. We'll send you a bottle of our premium Glorybound Olive Oil (sourced from Spain via the Mission of California) for free.
Zero risk. All reward.
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